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Showing posts with label Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sms. Show all posts

Without A Girlfriend

Monday, November 30, 2009

1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her
3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.
4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a
girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves .
5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
6. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wish
anymore.
7. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
8. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.
9. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them
10. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
11. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
12.You wont have to fight over having a 'special' freind with ur folks.
13. No nonstop nonsense.

14. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
15. No more tension.
16. You can be "urself"
17. You wont have to hide your telephone bills...


So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!



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Love letter!wht a format!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Love letter!wht a format!

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.



My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(a)10 marks,

(b) 5marks and

(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love

(b) you couldn't control seeing me

(c) really ... am I doing it?



2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling

(b) you are testing whether I like jokes

(c) you are attracted by my smile



3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me

(b) my presence influenced you

(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song



4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed

(b) you felt uneasy

(c) you don't know



5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment

(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing

(c) you don't know



6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me

(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus

(c) that bus was crowded



7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom

(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me

(c) just you felt like introducing me to them



8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish

(b) you like roses

(c) by chance you got a rose



9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:

(a) you want to pray along with me

(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday

(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual



If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.

If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.



Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love,

Aakash







Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........



Aakash,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.



1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes

(b) No



2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes

(b) No



3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes

(b) No



4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ?

(a) Yes

(b) No



5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes

(b) No



6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes

(b) No



7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes

(b) No



8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it

true ?

(a) Yes

(b) No



9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes

(b) No



If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.

If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.

Reshma

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Some SMS

1 ) Girls Are Always Incomplete Without Boys.
WOMAN has MAN in it .

SHE has HE in it.
Mrs. has Mr. in it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.
FEMALE has MALE in it

......and so on the list is never ending
SO NO need to be proud ....Girls
YOU are always incomplete without Boys....
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2) Attaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base Program raasukundaam! Raa.. Ma aayana DBA


Yemandi pagerochhindi
Intlo Delphi Vantintlo Kulphi

Project dorakani Papa

Priydu nerpina PASCAL

Goa lo Java
Atta nee Client jagratta
COBOL katesindi UNIX vatesindi
QA Developer la sawaal
Client ki yamudu employer ki mogudu
Oka computer iddaru programerlu

Data clean chesukundam ra

Microsoftaa...majaakaa

oke programmer!

entlo DOSu uurilo WINDOWSu

Peruleni Program

Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

Hang To Hona Hi Tha

Meri Disc Tumhare Paas

Aao Chat Kare
java Wale Job Le Jayenge

Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

Tera Code Chal Gaya

Client Ek Numbari - Programmer Dus Numbari

Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

Shaheed Hacker Singh

Password De Ke Dekho

Terminal Sajaake Rakhna

Mr. Network Lal

Terminal Apna - Login Parayi



3) Cheppukovadaniki JOB ichav,


Choopinchataaniki ID CARD ichav,

Free ga ICICI BANK ACCOUNTichav(excat ga ICICI kaaadu, Yevariki ye bank aite adi) ,

Every month SALARY kooda ichav,



Devuda,

Koorchovataniki KURCHI ichav,

Vundataaniki CUBICLE ichav,

Mails check cheyyataniki SYSTEM ichav,

Chatting ki COMMUNICATOR ichav,



Devudaa.................. .,

Kaali ga vunte COFFEE MACHINE ichav,

Time pass kosam TERMINAL ichav,

Lunch kosam Food court icahv,

Punch kosam appudappudu Health club kooda ichav,



Kaani,,,

Enduku nannu BENCH meeda vunchav,

AINAAAA, AINAAAA NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV.

NACHAV.. NACHAV......
 
 
4) Expire Date........?


ek sardar kafi dair se apna nikah nama daikh raha tha

wife ne tang aa kar pocha: akhir ki daikh reo tussi?

sardar bola: expiry date daikh riya c...

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