Some SMS

1 ) Girls Are Always Incomplete Without Boys.
WOMAN has MAN in it .

SHE has HE in it.
Mrs. has Mr. in it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.
FEMALE has MALE in it

......and so on the list is never ending
SO NO need to be proud ....Girls
YOU are always incomplete without Boys....
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2) Attaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base Program raasukundaam! Raa.. Ma aayana DBA


Yemandi pagerochhindi
Intlo Delphi Vantintlo Kulphi

Project dorakani Papa

Priydu nerpina PASCAL

Goa lo Java
Atta nee Client jagratta
COBOL katesindi UNIX vatesindi
QA Developer la sawaal
Client ki yamudu employer ki mogudu
Oka computer iddaru programerlu

Data clean chesukundam ra

Microsoftaa...majaakaa

oke programmer!

entlo DOSu uurilo WINDOWSu

Peruleni Program

Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

Hang To Hona Hi Tha

Meri Disc Tumhare Paas

Aao Chat Kare
java Wale Job Le Jayenge

Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

Tera Code Chal Gaya

Client Ek Numbari - Programmer Dus Numbari

Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

Shaheed Hacker Singh

Password De Ke Dekho

Terminal Sajaake Rakhna

Mr. Network Lal

Terminal Apna - Login Parayi



3) Cheppukovadaniki JOB ichav,


Choopinchataaniki ID CARD ichav,

Free ga ICICI BANK ACCOUNTichav(excat ga ICICI kaaadu, Yevariki ye bank aite adi) ,

Every month SALARY kooda ichav,



Devuda,

Koorchovataniki KURCHI ichav,

Vundataaniki CUBICLE ichav,

Mails check cheyyataniki SYSTEM ichav,

Chatting ki COMMUNICATOR ichav,



Devudaa.................. .,

Kaali ga vunte COFFEE MACHINE ichav,

Time pass kosam TERMINAL ichav,

Lunch kosam Food court icahv,

Punch kosam appudappudu Health club kooda ichav,



Kaani,,,

Enduku nannu BENCH meeda vunchav,

AINAAAA, AINAAAA NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV.

NACHAV.. NACHAV......
 
 
4) Expire Date........?


ek sardar kafi dair se apna nikah nama daikh raha tha

wife ne tang aa kar pocha: akhir ki daikh reo tussi?

sardar bola: expiry date daikh riya c...